Tris' Window: Amazing Race Awards, 11.2

I don't know how many of you saw this episode of the Race because of te Oscars. I wasn't really focused on the Race last night. I was just excited at the thought that we might have a snow day! (We don't. Delayed opening. BOO.) But I'll do my best, considering.

This week, Mirna gets the Flo Pesenti Bottle of Whine, an award lovingly ripped off from RealityNewsOnline. Mirna seriously needs to SHUT UP. Unless, of course, she's completely crazy. (Which I think she is.) Charla, keep kicking ass.

Danny gets the Best Line Of My Whole TAR-Watching Career Award, for using two golden oneliners, which were;

"I think I was a man in a previous life,"

and

"My manicurist would be so angry if she saw what I did to my hands today."

Love. Them. People like them should get their own shows instead of people like Romber.

Drew gets An Anvil on his Head for not reading the clue! The clue-and the road signs- clearly stated that you could go 50 kph once you left the Valley of the Moon. If he had read the clue and signs, they may not have been eliminated. A lot of other things helped lead to their elimination, but this sealed their doom. A note to all future racers: READ. YOUR. CLUE!!!

(And by the way, the Amazing Producers were a bit Anvilicious with the ominous slo-mo passing the 50 kph speed limit sign. People, we don't need to see it a million times.)

Mirna, getting her second award of the evening, gets the Brandon and Nicole Award for Hypocrisy for shouting "You drive like a girl" at Drew when he wasn't reading the clue and was going slow. Honey, I know you may have wanted to insult him, but "You drive like a girl" doesn't even make sense. Take a look at yourself in the mirror. Last time i checked...Hey! Everyone point and laugh at her! She just insulted herself!

Rob gets the Jonathan Baker Award for Marital Disrespect for telling Amber to be quiet when he was trying to "stir the pot," as he claims it. I don't care if you were trying to create animosity-disrespecting your wife is not the way to stir the pot, as you call it-unless you want to create animosity in your own team. True, it was a small thing, not of Lake or Jonathan caliber, but I just don't like it when guys do that.

And Oswald and Danny get another award-the Alvin Schwartz Award for Censorship! Oswald and Danny made a somewhat risque comment on their Mat Chat, and got their video removed from the CBS site. Now WHY would they do that? Do they think America is too sensitive to hear one sex joke on the CBS site? Do they think we cannot handle it after *gag*-Boogie and Erika this summer? Now here's what I got to say about that...