Amazing Race Awards, issue 11.4

Well, Sunday was a shocker! Well, not after the first 5 minutes of the episode.

My first award goes to The Amazing Producers. They get the Anvilicious Award for Head-Banging. Producers, here's a tip from me. If you want to shock us, do NOT show teams in slow motion or give them excessive confessionals. That's a sure sign of doom. Five minutes in, I knew Romber was gone.

Eric gets the Broken Crayon of Immaturity, for his continued comments about Danielle's breasts. This award will cause Eric to be magically de-aged and force him to go back to seventh grade, where he will be yelled at by satanic teachers to not be a pervert. Danielle also gets the Sarah Reinertsen Award for Having an Asshole Boyfriend. The problem is, TAR10's Sarha actually had a backbone. So I'll give Danielle a Backbone too.

Mirna gets the Artie Ziff Muzzle of Conversion, an award lovingly ripped off from RNO. The Simpsons' Artie Ziff made a machine converting computer modem noise into music. THis has been adapted to fit on Mirna's head so we no longer have to hear her whining. Won't that be lovely?

Charla! Hurry-What is love/Baby don't hurt me/don't hurt me/no more!

Rob gets the Soo Hock Lazt Plase in tha 5th Grayd Spehling Be Surtifekat for failing to spell "Philippines" right. The clue clearly stated that the spelling had to be correct (in Rob and Amber's RNO interview, they said that the clue did NOT say anthing about spelling, but I think that they are lying. They haven't been the most honest people in interviews.)

Charla gets the Zach Behr Honorary Certificate of Patience for putting up with Mirna on the signpost task. Mirna likes to play the victim, and it just slows the team down. However, because of Charla's temper loss, the certificate has started to rip and may be rpped in haff if Charla becaomes any more Mirna-esque.

The final award goes to Any Amazing Race Fan who Desires One. They get Permission to Break into "Walking on Sunshine" at random places until the next elimination. And why? Cause Romber is gone. Off our TVs. Most people have had enough of them, and a lot of fans I know would like one. I've already utilized it twice, once on this blog. However, the second time, it earned me weird looks from TrisChimp, so I would be cautious about singing it in front of normal people and/or Romber fans.

That's all the awards for this week. Now if you'll excuse me...

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WHOA-OH! I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WHOA-OH! I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WHOA-OH! AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!