Friday, July 27, 2007

You know you live in TrisTown if...

  • If Tris applauds, watch to see how she applauds; she may be insulting you.
  • You went to town every day after middle school.
  • Want to get your nails done? You have six options within a quarter-mile radius.
  • You do not dream of going into New York before you die.
  • You have gotten disapproving glances from old ladies and Town X girls at the Short Hills Mall (not that you're actually buying anything there!)
  • You know what happens in Memorial Park after dark on Fridays.
  • You know someone who has come close to dying at the TrisTown/Third President Ave intersection.

Any ideas, TrisTownians?

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