Tris has a flag...

See Tris twirl her flag.

See Tris drop her flag.

See Tris pick it up.

Try, Tris, try!

Now Tris marches with a big band.

See Tris twirl her flag.

See Tris spin.

See Tris drop her flag.

See Tris pick it up.

See Tris hit herself in the head.

Tris says, "Shit! That hurt!"

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Curse, Tris, curse!

See the captain bitch at Tris for throwing everyone off.

Uh-oh! Tris read her drill wrong!

This is Frankie. He is pain in Tris's assholes.

See Tris march to the wrong side of the field.

Laugh, Frankie, laugh!

See Tris go home and practice.

Practice, Tris, practice.

See Tris twirl her flag.

See Tris spin.

See Tris throw her flag.

See Tris hit the tree.

The bees are angry.

Run, Tris, run!

Now it is a day of the big game.

The big band and all the other Color Guard are there.

Tris likes her costume.

But it is very short.

The band laughs, and says that the Guard is going to freeze in November.

Tris wants to prove them wrong.

Prove them wrong, Tris, prove them wrong!

Tris yells that with global warming, it will be 70 degrees.

The fans like the Guard costumes.

They bother the Guard.

See the Guard yell, "FUCK YOU!"

This is Lisa. She's the co-captain.

Lisa wants the Guard to dance when the band plays "Louie Louie."

Lisa wants them to shake their butts.

Tris is disGUSTed.

This is Jen. Jen is Tris' best friend in the guard.

Jen is disGUSTed too.

The band is going to play "Louie Louie."

Hide, Tris and Jen, hide!

See Tris and Jen hide.

The band is playing "Louie Louie."

The Guard is dancing, and the fans are whistling.

Where are Tris and Jen?

They are holding up stands music books.

It's time for the show!

See the band march onto the field.

See the show start.

See Tris twirl her flag.

See Tris spin.

See Tris throw her flag.

See Tris dance with her flag.

Tris does not drop her flag! Hooray!

See Tris get ass-grabbed by a drunk fan.

See Tris whack him with her flag.

Time to go home!

The band gets on the bus.

Tris is tired.

Do you know why?

Because next week, she has to do it all over again!